A story about a stinky, dead confederate soldier and the stupid tree he hangs out with.

What’s the Difference Between A and Z

I’m a lot more active on Twitter than I am here. It’s a lot easier to find hilarious original content over there. You should follow me.

The zombie timeline seems a lot more cool in the early bits. Stuff about old Haitian folklore and voodoo and visiting another country as a rebellious writer with a problem with addiction. And then we end up with Shaun of the Dead. (Still cool, but an altogether different kind.)



Just swagged on everyone.

ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts

(Source: sizvideos)


going back to school